Hey! Some Douchebags!

Douchebags

These guys are repping several genres of Douche. They’re like the Village People of Douchebags.

Submitted by Douche Patrol

27 Responses to “Hey! Some Douchebags!”

  1. G$ Says:

    This pic actually made my penis shrink faster than cold water treatment. I think one of my testicles may have actually ascended.

    This pic is proof that there is no god.

  2. killer ninjas Says:

    Too many punchlines. . .

    Don’t. Know. Where. To. Start.

  3. ermghoti Says:

    Something something bukkake something.

    Hell, if they’re not going to try, I’m not either.

  4. Luke Warm Says:

    This is what Andy Dick sees when working up a pre-wank inspirational mental image.

    Life on the road is lonely for a C-level celebrity homosexual.

  5. elcajon64 Says:

    What kind of band has two lead singers a roadie and a bus driver?

  6. higgs Says:

    Marilyn’s Chemical Menudo

  7. scotty Says:

    my jaw hurts

  8. awesome stuff Says:

    Is there any chance of sound? It’s imperative, that I know what this sounds like, and where it comes from.

  9. Theoretical Grammatarian Says:

    It’s a Douchebag Sampler Basket from Hickory Farms - and just in time for the holidays! We’ve got a white t-shirted Rockabilly (the Summer Sausage of the Douchebasket), the dred-sportin’ Manson contact Industrial (Douchebasket’s spicy mustard), pink eye-shadowed emo Majorette (the spongey, daintily decorated, and yet uninspired petite four surprise pack), and…Miami cab driver in white shades and denim shants? Hm, I think he snuck in from the With Deepest Sympathies Honey Smoked Latin Jazz Meat Stick Sack.

  10. MuckThatGuy Says:

    Alright, who let the community college thespian troupe loose through wardrobe, again?

  11. gradone Says:

    is the guy in the white David Cross?

  12. neilium Says:

    How long has RRC been in existence? How long have you guys been making fun of band photos? I’ve been here for less than a year, and I’m exhausted. Really, seriously, I’m impressed that you guys and gals can still be funny. I look at this pic, and I think, “oh shit, not another one.”

  13. OG Says:

    Neilium,

    RRC launched in August if 2000. I “wrote” virtually all of the captions for the Hall of Douchebags. I quit updating the actual Hall a couple years ago for the exact reason you mention. I just couldn’t do it any more. Every possible angle and archetype has been covered as far as I’m concerned. However, some people seem to enjoy taking a stab at captioning, so I keep posting pics between posts about my cats. I rarely add “official” captions these days. There are only so many ways to say “These guys look like idiots.”

  14. AgentA Says:

    You could mix it up and post about local bands that have good music and decent promo shots….?

    What the hell am I saying?!

  15. Lolita Ford Says:

    You knew it was over when the majority of folks were sending in photos of their own band. Nevertheless, the Hall of Douchebags is one of my favorite things on the internet, ever. Several of my friends have made it into the H of D. Even though I constantly refer to it when taking new band photos, I’ve still managed to include brick walls and urinals in past band photos. It can’t be avoided.

  16. higgs Says:

    Totally understand your HoDb’s burnout, OG, but how ’bout bringing back the “Barrel” every so often? The Jason Star feature still slays me.

  17. killer ninjas Says:

    “The Jason Star feature still slays me.”

    Oh, would it be that only the inverse were true.

  18. Zee Says:

    I only recently took a long long stroll down memory lane in the ol’ HoDBs. Truly priceless.

    And I second Bringing back the Barrell. The piece on Colombus, OH’s Mindflavor still causes me to violently convulse every now and then.

  19. killer ninjas Says:

    test.

  20. Matt Says:

    Ready for penis insertion, all in? GO!

  21. Silentdriver Says:

    “The Jason Star feature still slays me.”

    Oh, would it be that only the inverse were true.

    …….

    Someone needs to find him and give us an update on what ol’ cumdumpster is up to.

    I dare say that shit didn’t play out to well in his college years.

  22. ButtGumbo Says:

    “elcajon64 Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    What kind of band has two lead singers a roadie and a bus driver?

    White Stripes

  23. MuckThatGuy Says:

    I might actually be able to pinpoint darth douche’s exact location.

    I’ll report, soon.

  24. Luke Warm Says:

    A blast from the past . . . .

    http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/index.php?p=223

    I had way too much time on my hands.

  25. ChunkStyle Says:

    My Douchebag Romance: The Black Gay Pride Parade.

  26. Silentdriver Says:

    http://www.myspace.com/jasonstar

    Easy Enough.

    The song ‘Up Down’ is brilliantly comedic. Doubt that was the goal he had in mind.

  27. scott Says:

    His top 32 friends are totally hot!

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